{"product_id":"a-shop-of-things-fuck-off-motel-keychain-3-5-inch","title":"A Shop Of Things Fuck Off Motel Keychain (3.5 Inch)","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-lg font-semibold leading-snug text-gray-900\"\u003eThe A Shop Of Things Fuck Off Keychain is a 3.5 inch vintage motel style key fob in baby blue, printed with a pink \"Fuck Off\" across a sky of white clouds, for anyone whose keys could use a little attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003eOld motel key tags were built big so nobody walked off with the room key. This one borrows that shape and swaps the room number for a message that says exactly what you mean. The soft blue and cloud print keep it looking sweet until someone reads it, which is most of the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eFormat and contents.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul class=\"mb-4 list-disc space-y-1 pl-6 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand: A Shop Of Things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: vintage motel key tag shape with ridged ends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3.5 inches long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: plastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor: baby blue with white clouds and pink lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRing: 1.25 inch metal split ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCount: one keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eHow to use it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thread it onto your house keys, car keys or a bag zipper. The 1.25 inch ring has room for a full key set, and the long fob makes your keys easy to find at the bottom of a tote. To clean it, wipe the plastic with a damp cloth and dry it. Skip harsh solvents, which can dull the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eWho it is for.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is a quick, cheap feeling laugh in the best way: a stocking stuffer, a gift for a friend who just quit a bad job, or a desk drawer key tag that sets the tone. The language is the whole point, so think about the recipient (and their workplace) before you hand it over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eCompare.\u003c\/strong\u003e A Shop Of Things makes several motel tags we carry. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/a-shop-of-things-tummy-ache-motel-keychain-3-5-inch\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003eTummy Ache Keychain\u003c\/a\u003e is the pink, sympathetic sibling, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/virgin-keychain\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003eVirgin Keychain\u003c\/a\u003e brings a different kind of cheek, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/home-is-where-the-weed-is-keychain\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003eHome Is Where The Weed Is Keychain\u003c\/a\u003e suits a plant loving homebody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003ePair it with.\u003c\/strong\u003e Most people pick this up alongside something else on our shelves. If that something is hemp, CBD or a botanical, every certificate we keep on file is posted on our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/lab-reports\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003elab reports page\u003c\/a\u003e, so you can check the numbers before you buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003eAdd the Fuck Off Keychain to your cart, or browse more small gifts in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/home-essentials\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003ehome essentials collection\u003c\/a\u003e. Visit us at 619 E Broadway in South Boston, open daily 10am to 10pm, or \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003ereach our team\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-sm leading-relaxed text-gray-600\"\u003eNovelty item with adult language. Contains a metal split ring and small parts: keep away from young children.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Shop Of Things","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44817708843259,"sku":"","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0270\/1525\/0038\/files\/9a85744452fb6e76146b6e85b69b9780ffbb306c9a1a9aac02c6a5e5b4f8c256.jpg?v=1695844895","url":"https:\/\/www.devineboston.com\/products\/a-shop-of-things-fuck-off-motel-keychain-3-5-inch","provider":"deVINE Boston","version":"1.0","type":"link"}