{"product_id":"kushkards-bend-over-its-your-birthday-naughtykard-a2","title":"KushKards Bend Over It's Your Birthday NaughtyKard (A2)","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-lg font-semibold leading-snug text-gray-900\"\u003eThe KushKards Bend Over It's Your Birthday card is an A2 NaughtyKard that turns the old birthday spankings tradition into a cheeky one liner, made for a partner's birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003eIf you are looking for a naughty birthday card for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife, this one is playful rather than graphic. The bold message does the teasing, and the blank space inside lets you decide whether the follow up is romantic, funny, or a little of both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eFormat and contents.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul class=\"mb-4 list-disc space-y-1 pl-6 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e KushKards, NaughtyKards line\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e A2, 4.25 x 5.5 inches, per our product listing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Bend Over It's Your Birthday\" in bold lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e room to write your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eMade by:\u003c\/strong\u003e KushKards, which hand assembles its cards in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e birthday, best for a partner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eWriting inside it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Because the front is a tease, the inside is where you show you mean it. Mention the birthday plans, a favorite memory from the past year, or simply how glad you are to celebrate them. Then give it in private, ideally over breakfast in bed rather than at the office party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eWho it is for, and who should skip it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Couples who joke this way already. It is also fair game for a very close friend with the same humor. Skip it for family, coworkers, and anyone you are not sure about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003ePair it with.\u003c\/strong\u003e Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/canna-style-lucky-heart-dice-ceramic-ashtray-3-75-inch\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003eLucky Heart Dice Ashtray\u003c\/a\u003e adds a romantic, playful touch to the gift, and the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sexual-wellness\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003esexual wellness collection\u003c\/a\u003e has more ideas for a couples birthday. If you add any consumable or topical, check its certificate on our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/lab-reports\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003elab reports page\u003c\/a\u003e first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eCare and delivery.\u003c\/strong\u003e Store the card flat, write with a pen that will not bleed, and hand deliver it rather than mailing it to a shared address.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eThe humor style.\u003c\/strong\u003e Unlike our flirty compliment card, this is a birthday roast: the joke lands on the birthday person, not on how they look. That makes it best for someone who enjoys being teased and gives as good as they get. It is part of the KushKards NaughtyKards line, so the tone stays playful, short and cheeky rather than explicit. Want something sweeter for the same person? Write the sweet part inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003eAdd this NaughtyKard to your cart, or see every card we stock in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/home-essentials\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003ecannabis accessories collection\u003c\/a\u003e. Visit us at 619 E Broadway in South Boston, open daily 10am to 10pm, or \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003ereach our team\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-sm leading-relaxed text-gray-600\"\u003eFor adults 21 and over. Novelty greeting card with adult humor; choose your recipient with care.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KushKards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47290034422011,"sku":"NK-BENDOVER-5PACK","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0270\/1525\/0038\/files\/8956f8b51bcb5cf45c278a7d7daee69b1718ab9ceb7d0d9419e604beb50267a8.jpg?v=1750872823","url":"https:\/\/www.devineboston.com\/products\/kushkards-bend-over-its-your-birthday-naughtykard-a2","provider":"deVINE Boston","version":"1.0","type":"link"}