{"product_id":"properly-improper-chill-tf-out-keychain-1ct","title":"Properly Improper Chill TF Out Embossed Keychain (1ct)","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-lg font-semibold leading-snug text-gray-900\"\u003eThe Properly Improper Chill TF Out Keychain is a single embossed keychain with a blunt, uncensored reminder to relax, made so the lettering will not wipe or wear off with daily use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003eIf you need a gift for the friend who stresses about everything, or a small daily reminder for yourself, this keychain says it plainly every time you grab your keys. Properly Improper calls its keychains best sellers that are back with new designs, and the embossed finish is the practical part: raised designs hold up better than printed ones that rub off in a pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eFormat and contents.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul class=\"mb-4 list-disc space-y-1 pl-6 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand: Properly Improper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: \"Chill The F*ck Out\" sentiment (spelled out in full on the keychain)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: embossed, so the design will not wipe off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCount: 1 keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLanguage: contains profanity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eWhere to put it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Keys, a backpack zipper, a gym bag, or the pull on a pouch. It also works as a bag charm on a tote. Wipe it clean with a damp cloth when it picks up pocket grime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eGifting ideas.\u003c\/strong\u003e Stocking stuffers, a birthday card add on, a coworker gift exchange (if your office has a sense of humor), or a small extra tucked into a bigger gift box. Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/han-made-mini-rainbow-weed-leaf-sticker-pack-7-pack\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003eMini Rainbow Weed Leaf Sticker Packs\u003c\/a\u003e for a low cost, high laugh bundle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eAbout the finish.\u003c\/strong\u003e An embossed design is raised or pressed into the material rather than printed on top, which is why it will not wipe off with use. Expect it to show some wear over time like anything carried with metal keys, but the message stays put. Because it contains profanity, it is better suited to a personal gift than a workplace present unless you know the recipient well. If you want a softer joke, our other keychain designs make the same point with cleaner wording, and each one is sold individually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eCompare.\u003c\/strong\u003e Want a different message? We also carry the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/home-is-where-the-weed-is-keychain\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003eHome Is Where The Weed Is Keychain\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/a-shop-of-things-tummy-ache-motel-keychain-3-5-inch\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003eTummy Ache Keychain\u003c\/a\u003e. For something to hold more than keys, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/properly-improper-drugs-pill-clear-nylon-pouch-11x8-inch\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003eDrugs Pill Clear Nylon Pouch\u003c\/a\u003e is from the same brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900\"\u003eBeyond the keychain.\u003c\/strong\u003e If you actually want help unwinding, our mood and relaxation shelf has lab tested options, with certificates on our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/lab-reports\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003elab reports page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-base leading-relaxed text-gray-800\"\u003eAdd it to your cart, or browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/home-essentials\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003ehome essentials collection\u003c\/a\u003e. Visit us at 619 E Broadway in South Boston, open daily 10am to 10pm, or \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\" class=\"font-semibold text-gray-900 underline underline-offset-2 hover:text-gray-600\"\u003ereach our team\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 text-sm leading-relaxed text-gray-600\"\u003eFor adults 21 and over. Novelty item. Contains adult language.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Properly Improper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44953500287227,"sku":"136","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0270\/1525\/0038\/products\/0c122ca2ec5d266fc36eab5a330bbee9c2055125b0a105c7c139eb85af203aa3.png?v=1698707177","url":"https:\/\/www.devineboston.com\/products\/properly-improper-chill-tf-out-keychain-1ct","provider":"deVINE Boston","version":"1.0","type":"link"}