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Bend Over It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Whole-plant wellness, bottled.

Celebrate with a cheeky twist using this playful birthday card! Featuring the bold message "Bend Over It's Your Birthday," it’s perfect for adding humor and fun to any birthday celebration. Share a laugh and make the birthday person smile with this lighthearted and memorable greeting.

Size: A2 4.25" x 5.5" 

How should I take this product?

Follow the dosage guide on the product page, or as directed by your healthcare provider.

Will this make me feel high?

Our products are formulated to stay under 0.3% THC and are designed for wellness without intoxication.

How long until I feel the effects?

Most people notice effects within 30–60 minutes. Benefits continue to build with consistent daily use over 1–2 weeks.

Is this product lab tested?

Yes. Every batch is third-party lab tested for potency and purity. Certificates of Analysis are available under Ingredients & COA.

Can I take this with other medications?

Consult your healthcare provider before use if you take medication, are pregnant, nursing, or have a medical condition.

How should I store this product?

Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Keep the bottle tightly closed when not in use.

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