KushKards Bend Over It's Your Birthday NaughtyKard (A2)

The KushKards Bend Over It's Your Birthday card is an A2 NaughtyKard that turns the old birthday spankings tradition into a cheeky one liner, made for a partner's birthday.

If you are looking for a naughty birthday card for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife, this one is playful rather than graphic. The bold message does the teasing, and the blank space inside lets you decide whether the follow up is romantic, funny, or a little of both.

Format and contents.

• Brand: KushKards, NaughtyKards line
• Size: A2, 4.25 x 5.5 inches, per our product listing
• Front: "Bend Over It's Your Birthday" in bold lettering
• Inside: room to write your own message
• Made by: KushKards, which hand assembles its cards in the USA
• Occasion: birthday, best for a partner

Writing inside it. Because the front is a tease, the inside is where you show you mean it. Mention the birthday plans, a favorite memory from the past year, or simply how glad you are to celebrate them. Then give it in private, ideally over breakfast in bed rather than at the office party.

Who it is for, and who should skip it. Couples who joke this way already. It is also fair game for a very close friend with the same humor. Skip it for family, coworkers, and anyone you are not sure about.

Pair it with. Our Lucky Heart Dice Ashtray adds a romantic, playful touch to the gift, and the sexual wellness collection has more ideas for a couples birthday. If you add any consumable or topical, check its certificate on our lab reports page first.

Care and delivery. Store the card flat, write with a pen that will not bleed, and hand deliver it rather than mailing it to a shared address.

The humor style. Unlike our flirty compliment card, this is a birthday roast: the joke lands on the birthday person, not on how they look. That makes it best for someone who enjoys being teased and gives as good as they get. It is part of the KushKards NaughtyKards line, so the tone stays playful, short and cheeky rather than explicit. Want something sweeter for the same person? Write the sweet part inside.

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For adults 21 and over. Novelty greeting card with adult humor; choose your recipient with care.