Properly Improper Chill TF Out Embossed Keychain (1ct)
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The Properly Improper Chill TF Out Keychain is a single embossed keychain with a blunt, uncensored reminder to relax, made so the lettering will not wipe or wear off with daily use.
If you need a gift for the friend who stresses about everything, or a small daily reminder for yourself, this keychain says it plainly every time you grab your keys. Properly Improper calls its keychains best sellers that are back with new designs, and the embossed finish is the practical part: raised designs hold up better than printed ones that rub off in a pocket.
Format and contents.
- Brand: Properly Improper
- Design: "Chill The F*ck Out" sentiment (spelled out in full on the keychain)
- Finish: embossed, so the design will not wipe off
- Count: 1 keychain
- Language: contains profanity
Where to put it. Keys, a backpack zipper, a gym bag, or the pull on a pouch. It also works as a bag charm on a tote. Wipe it clean with a damp cloth when it picks up pocket grime.
Gifting ideas. Stocking stuffers, a birthday card add on, a coworker gift exchange (if your office has a sense of humor), or a small extra tucked into a bigger gift box. Pair it with one of our Mini Rainbow Weed Leaf Sticker Packs for a low cost, high laugh bundle.
About the finish. An embossed design is raised or pressed into the material rather than printed on top, which is why it will not wipe off with use. Expect it to show some wear over time like anything carried with metal keys, but the message stays put. Because it contains profanity, it is better suited to a personal gift than a workplace present unless you know the recipient well. If you want a softer joke, our other keychain designs make the same point with cleaner wording, and each one is sold individually.
Compare. Want a different message? We also carry the Home Is Where The Weed Is Keychain and the Tummy Ache Keychain. For something to hold more than keys, the Drugs Pill Clear Nylon Pouch is from the same brand.
Beyond the keychain. If you actually want help unwinding, our mood and relaxation shelf has lab tested options, with certificates on our lab reports page.
Add it to your cart, or browse our home essentials collection. Visit us at 619 E Broadway in South Boston, open daily 10am to 10pm, or reach our team.
For adults 21 and over. Novelty item. Contains adult language.
How should I take this product?
Follow the dosage guide on the product page, or as directed by your healthcare provider.
Will this make me feel high?
Our products are formulated to stay under 0.3% THC and are designed for wellness without intoxication.
How long until I feel the effects?
Most people notice effects within 30–60 minutes. Benefits continue to build with consistent daily use over 1–2 weeks.
Is this product lab tested?
Yes. Every batch is third-party lab tested for potency and purity. Certificates of Analysis are available under Ingredients & COA.
Can I take this with other medications?
Consult your healthcare provider before use if you take medication, are pregnant, nursing, or have a medical condition.
How should I store this product?
Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Keep the bottle tightly closed when not in use.
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