A Shop Of Things Fuck Off Motel Keychain (3.5 Inch)

The A Shop Of Things Fuck Off Keychain is a 3.5 inch vintage motel style key fob in baby blue, printed with a pink "Fuck Off" across a sky of white clouds, for anyone whose keys could use a little attitude.

Old motel key tags were built big so nobody walked off with the room key. This one borrows that shape and swaps the room number for a message that says exactly what you mean. The soft blue and cloud print keep it looking sweet until someone reads it, which is most of the joke.

Format and contents.

• Brand: A Shop Of Things
• Style: vintage motel key tag shape with ridged ends
• Size: 3.5 inches long
• Material: plastic
• Color: baby blue with white clouds and pink lettering
• Ring: 1.25 inch metal split ring
• Count: one keychain

How to use it. Thread it onto your house keys, car keys or a bag zipper. The 1.25 inch ring has room for a full key set, and the long fob makes your keys easy to find at the bottom of a tote. To clean it, wipe the plastic with a damp cloth and dry it. Skip harsh solvents, which can dull the print.

Who it is for. It is a quick, cheap feeling laugh in the best way: a stocking stuffer, a gift for a friend who just quit a bad job, or a desk drawer key tag that sets the tone. The language is the whole point, so think about the recipient (and their workplace) before you hand it over.

Compare. A Shop Of Things makes several motel tags we carry. The Tummy Ache Keychain is the pink, sympathetic sibling, the Virgin Keychain brings a different kind of cheek, and the Home Is Where The Weed Is Keychain suits a plant loving homebody.

Pair it with. Most people pick this up alongside something else on our shelves. If that something is hemp, CBD or a botanical, every certificate we keep on file is posted on our lab reports page, so you can check the numbers before you buy.

Add the Fuck Off Keychain to your cart, or browse more small gifts in our home essentials collection. Visit us at 619 E Broadway in South Boston, open daily 10am to 10pm, or reach our team.

Novelty item with adult language. Contains a metal split ring and small parts: keep away from young children.